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You Can Only Do It If You Do It Like I Did

First off:

1. I'm gay, and very comfortable with who I am. My life in no way revolves around it, but it is part of who I am. If you're a homophobe, I seriously recommend that you not bother me.

2. I write slash. Don't know what that is, then you probably won't like it. Slash is fan fiction of the homosexual kind, meaning male on male, or female on female. With me, you'll only find the m/m type, mostly about hockey, though I do write original fiction from time to time, as well as WWE wrestling, X-Men and baseball. If you're anti-slash, don't bother with your "They are so not like that!" arguments, because I've heard them all before. And really, the statistical odds are in my favor that they are, so :P on you if you're going to try to tell me otherwise.

That's it for the disclaimers, for now. But a word of warning:

If you know NOTHING at all about hockey, but pretend like you do, when you're nothing more than a puckbunny who only watches for the hot guys, DO NOT ADD ME. Because you will just piss me off, and that will not be good, trust me.

Survey Yoinked from my sister-in-evil kpavuk

Halt! Who goes there? James. Just James for the most part, though some may know me as Triple X.

Mild-Mannered Alter Ego? The Keeper of the Keys to the Meijer Empire.

Where are you from? Born in Muskegon, Michigan. Still there, sadly enough. Rescue me, please?

What do you like (hockey category)? Hockey trips with my girls. My IHL boys the Muskegon Fury. The Pittsburgh Penguins: Sidney F'N Crosby, Jordan Staal, Kris Letang. The Columbus Blue Jackets: Rostislav Klesla, Rick Nash, Antoine Vermette, Kris Russell, Jared Boll. Luc Robitaille, my hero and idol til death do us part. Curtis Joseph. Marc Denis. Brent Johnson. Cam Ward. Kris Beech. Nikolai Zherdev. Toby Petersen. Sebastien Caron. Andy Chiodo. Ryan Whitney. Tom Kosotopolous. Eric Staal. Gilbert Brule. The Calgary Flames: Dion Phaneuf, Fredrik Sjostrom, Jarome Iginla, Mikka Kiprusoff, Eric Nystrom. Jason Spezza. The Red Wings (And although my love has waned majorly recently, I'm not one of those bandwagon idiots that came around in 97, I've been there since the beginning. I suffered through Cheveldae and no playoffs and 95, so please don't spout off "You don't know what it's like to lose!" bullshit to me.), Jimmy Howard, Steve Yzerman. Matthew Lombardi. Andrew Raycroft. Marc Denis's 2-pad stacks. Brent Johnson's glove saves. Watching the Rangers suck it up every year. Watching the Canucks and Blues choke in the playoffs (or miss them completely *mocks*). Glove saves. Big sprawling saves. Making both of those saves (I'm a goalie). Penalty shots/breakaways. Shorthanded goals. The sound of skate blades hitting ice.

What do you like (non-hockey category)? Vacations with my best friend. Mariah Carey, til death do us part. Dolly Parton. ABBA. Diana Ross. Tammy Wynette. Michael Buble. Connie Smith. Mary Wells. Sleep. Writing. Trips to Pittsburgh. Candles. Bonfires in the summer. Lake Michigan. Cheddar and sour cream potato chips. Lemonade slurpees. Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Diet Coke with Lime. Camping. Driving on a hot summer day with the windows down and the music blaring. Baseball. The Detroit Tigers (through thick and thin). WWE. HBK. Trish Stratus. RVD. Ric Flair. Bret Hart. Chris Evans. Crocheting. Oatmeal cookies sans raisins. Glazed cake donuts. The Sims (I'm so fucking addicted it's sad.)

What do you hate (hockey category)? The Predators with the fire of 1,000,000 suns. The Stars, the Avalanche, the Canucks, the Flyers and their fans, the Rangers and their fans, the Lightning's puckbunnies. The Jackets' road record. Marc Andre Fleury. Evgeni Malkin. Colby Armstrong. Patrick Roy. Manny Legace. Brett Hull. Brendan Shanahan. Peter Forsberg. Alexander Ovechkin. Johan Holmqvist. Doug Maclean. The media. Biased commentators. Goalie scapegoating. Scapegoating in general. Getting scored on. The Penguins management, especially Lemieux. Whiny, bitter fans who can't get over shit that happened decades ago. Fans who do nothing but trash players. Southern hockey. Slapshots to the mask. Intentional icing. Puckbunnies. Puckbunnies that pretend they know the game. Gary Bettman.

What do you hate (non-hockey category)? Sore throats. My job, and 99% of its customers. My house. Basketball. Idiot drivers who freak out at the slightest bit of weather. People invading my privacy like my life is their business. Siblings. People who ramble on about shit no one cares about, when they can see blatantly I'm not interested (in life, LiveJournal doesn't count). The Rock. Steve Austin. Idiots that can't use their blinkers. The lack of a donut store in Muskegon. Bridges over water.

Most famous person you have ever met (hockey): Luc Robitaille, Steve Yzerman.

Most famous person you have ever met (non-hockey): Tanya Tucker? Yeah, probably her.

Mariah is love (and a goddess)

Andrew Ference is love (and fucking gorgeous)

Chris Evans is Love (and really hot)

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